{"product_id":"2xl-beanie","title":"2XL Beanie","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWrap your head in ridiculous amounts of warmth and chill vibes with our \u003cstrong\u003e2XL Beanie\u003c\/strong\u003e, proudly engineered to run absurdly, comically, delightfully LARGE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIntentionally oversized\u003c\/strong\u003e – If regular beanies feel like they’re giving your scalp a polite handshake, this one delivers a full bear hug. One size fits some humans… and probably a few friendly yetis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeep, slouchy fit\u003c\/strong\u003e – Let it droop dramatically for maximum “I just woke up perfect” energy. There’s enough fabric here to hide bedhead, AirPods, snacks, and your life choices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUltra-soft polyester\u003c\/strong\u003e – Feels like a cloud that decided to knit itself into headwear. Stretchy enough to accommodate giant brains, up-dos, or an entire pineapple if you’re feeling experimental.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRuns 2 sizes larger than standard beanies\u003c\/strong\u003e – Finally, justice for big-headed legends. Fits sizes 24\"-25\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWarning: May cause strangers to ask, “Where’d you get that giant beanie?” Side effects include extreme comfort, zero hat hair, and an uncontrollable urge to say “It’s not a hat, it’s a lifestyle.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrab yours before your head gets cold and starts making bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMade in China, embroidered in Texas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is the 2XL Beanie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 2XL Beanie runs approximately two sizes larger than standard beanies and is intentionally oversized for a deep, slouchy fit. It’s designed to comfortably fit larger heads or anyone who loves extra fabric and coverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat material is the beanie made from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beanie is made from ultra-soft, stretchy polyester that delivers cozy warmth and all-day comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I machine wash the 2XL Beanie?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and lay flat to dry to help maintain the beanie’s shape and softness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere is the 2XL Beanie made?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beanie is made in China and embroidered in Texas, combining quality manufacturing with local craftsmanship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this beanie fit my head?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Its intentionally oversized, stretchable design fits a wide range of head sizes and is ideal for anyone seeking a relaxed, slouchy fit or extra warmth and coverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Orange Mud, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42201089507415,"sku":"OM-2XL-BEANIE","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0181\/5183\/files\/2XL_Beanie.heic?v=1764614888","url":"https:\/\/www.orangemud.sbs\/products\/2xl-beanie","provider":"Orange Mud","version":"1.0","type":"link"}